The Battle of Smits

[Verse]
Benny, a veteran with his Ass in the mud
Now a manager of teenagers at Smits, feeling nostalgic flood
Trying to keep the peace, just like in the service
Where black guy Peter almost caused a nervous

[Chorus]
Preparations for war, same as working at Smits
Grinding all day, to the mud's gritty pits
Character growing stronger, in the face of strife
Benny hates vegetables, thinks they're for a different life

[Verse 2]
Cutting out location cards, hours on end
Throwing them away, starting over again
His thunderous bike, the disruptor of peace
Even when fishing, his noise doesn't cease

[Chorus]
Preparations for war, same as working at Smits
Grinding all day, to the mud's gritty pits
Character growing stronger, in the face of strife
Benny hates vegetables, thinks they're for a different life