
The Day I Pruned My Bushes
Songtext
The Day I Pruned My Bushes
[Verse] It's funny how the day I trimmed the green, Every boy in town had to come and see. Just my bushes on display in the yard, Oh, who knew gardening could catch such regard? [Verse 2] Johnny brought his rake and Billy too, Tom came by with flowers all brand new. Laughter rang out and the sun was bright, Oh, those bushes caused a heck of a sight. [Chorus] A little trim brought 'em all around, From every corner of our little town. No eggs, no milk, just to peek and chat, Oh, the day I pruned my bushes, remember that! [Verse 3] Martha called and said, "Girl, what'd you do?" I just laughed and said, "It's nature's cue." Boys will be boys, it's plain as day, When there's a bush that's freshly shaved, hey hey! [Bridge] Even the sheriff stopped to give a glance, Asked if he could help, just for the chance. Tommy mowed the lawn without a sound, Just the sight of pruned bushes brought 'em 'round. [Chorus] A little trim brought 'em all around, From every corner of our little town. No eggs, no milk, just to peek and chat, Oh, the day I pruned my bushes, remember that!