Spoken word , stand up comedy

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Paroles

Grandma is so old 
and she`s missing her teeth, 
so the way we feed her 
is that she gums my sons worm so long till my sons skeeters
and deposits his batter into her empty stomach 
(Clears throat)
 My uncle is there to polish my sons head
and his dirty stinky back hole 
so that my son gets 
A little extra 
After gummy Grammy is fed, 
she gets down to the floor
and she drops it back so the dog 
Can bury his knot 
Deep
Deeper 
Deeper he goes

My wife comes up,
she gets down on her knees 
and starts grinding her old, wrinkled roast beef into the brownest angel wings
and tickle the oldest hair cave you’ve ever seen

She simply loves it
We love you gummy Grammy