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[Verse]
He poos in his pants wants to quit his diet
He says healthy food just won't keep him quiet
He's craving the sweets can't you smell the riot
This fitness game's got him buzzing like a pilot
[Verse 2]
He's munching on lettuce but dreaming of pies
His watered-down smoothie it brings him to cries
He longs for the days of the big greasy fries
You can't blame the guy his willpower just dies
[Chorus]
He's a diet disaster in a caloric throng
With a stomach yearning for something strong
He's losing the battle he's singing the wrong song
Cause his love for sugar is just too lifelong
[Verse 3]
He ditches the kale and reaches for cake
All natural foods were a big mistake
He's back at the diner no more heartache
Gravy and butter are a culinary wake
[Bridge]
In his dreams he's chasing buttered croissants
Reality bites when those veggies taunt
He's screaming enough of this health-laden chant
He's choosing the flavor he truly wants
[Verse 4]
The diet's a goner he's back in his zone
Pancakes and syrup they make him feel grown
No more salads he'll feast on a throne
With a milkshake in hand he claims back his tone