Poos in His Pants Wants to Quit His Diet

Poos in His Pants Wants to Quit His Diet

funky playful satirical

01:53

Testo

Poos in His Pants Wants to Quit His Diet

[Verse]
He's counting calories but his pants don't fit
Every hour a battle he's tired of it
Too much fiber turnin' him into a fool
He just wanna chow down forget all the rules
[Verse 2]
Kale and quinoa ain't the answer we seek
Dreams of burgers fryin' sizzle every week
His tummy's growlin' protest in full swing
Dietician's rules snap like a broken string
[Chorus]
Oh he poos in his pants can't hold back the fight
Wants to quit his diet just for one bite
He's done with salads and all of that green
Cravin' for a pizza the size of a dream
[Verse 3]
He used to crave veggies now it's all a bluff
Fantasies of donuts and sweetened stuff
Struggles with broccoli a rather sad feat
Desires for a feast that can’t be beat
[Verse 4]
Gym trainers preachin' oh but he don't care
Eyes on the prize of some deep-fried fare
He’s tired of lettin’ his cravings all slide
Ready to break free and take a deep dive
[Chorus]
Oh he poos in his pants can't hold back the fight
Wants to quit his diet just for one bite
He's done with salads and all of that green
Cravin' for a pizza the size of a dream