The Fartless Sailor

The Fartless Sailor

humorous sea shanty

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歌詞

The Fartless Sailor

[Verse]
Oh I've sailed the seven seas so wide
With a rumble deep inside
Tried to release it but lawd I failed
Oh what a tale to be regaled
[Verse 2]
My belly’s aching I can't deny
With a pressure rising high
Wind be blowin' but I can't start
I'm the sailor who can’t fart
[Chorus]
Oh let it out oh set me free
Cursed is this sailor's plea
I've got the gas but not the art
I'm the sailor who can’t fart
[Verse 3]
In the nights so cold and dark
Even tried to make a spark
Sat on deck with all my might
But still no wind filled the night
[Bridge]
They laugh and joke oh sailor true
Your face is red you're turning blue
But deep inside there's misery
A bloated sailor lost at sea
[Chorus]
Oh let it out oh set me free
Cursed is this sailor's plea
I've got the gas but not the art
I'm the sailor who can’t fart