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Why Can't I Grow a Bushy Beard Like Dave?
[Verse] Oh lord I try each day with care Stand in the mirror can't help but stare Not a trace of stubble just smooth and bare Why can't I grow that facial flair [Verse 2] Dave he's got a forest thick and mean He don't shave just lets it glean Girls they whisper look so keen Why can't I join that facial scene [Chorus] Why can't I grow a bushy beard like Dave Is it my fate to always shave Oh lord I just wanna save Myself from this smooth boy cave [Verse 3] Bought all the creams nothing seems to work No sign of growth just drives me berserk Hear them laugh got that jerky smirk Why can’t I grow that manly quirk [Bridge] Mirror mirror what a fraud I keep praying oh my lord Look so young it's getting odd Why can't I grow a manly facade [Chorus] Why can't I grow a bushy beard like Dave Is it my fate to always shave Oh lord I just wanna save Myself from this smooth boy cave