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[Verse]
Well, my roommate got himself a problem, it's true,
Can't seem to do what we all gotta do.
He's sittin' in there, hearin' his own echo,
Gruntin' and groanin', it's a tough rodeo.

[Verse 2]
He tried some prune juice, even ate a bran muffin,
But he's still in the bathroom, nothings budgin' or puffin'.
He's read all the magazines cover to cover,
Lord, it's a struggle I wish he'd get over.

[Chorus]
Oh, my roommate's constipated, it's his daily dread,
Sittin' on that porcelain throne with thoughts in his head,
If relief don't come soon, he might just cry,
'Cause life's a little rough when you can't say goodbye.

[Verse 3]
We used to laugh and joke 'bout our little mess,
Now he's in there, man, it's sayin' less and less.
I hear him pray to the plumbing gods above,
Asking for a miracle of toilet love.

[Verse 4]
He won't go outside, says the world ain't fair,
With a belly full of trouble, and a bottom stuck there.
I've offered him everything, from coffee to smoke,
But he's still sittin' tight, punchin' life's cruel joke.

[Chorus]
Oh, my roommate's constipated, it's his daily dread,
Sittin' on that porcelain throne with thoughts in his head,
If relief don't come soon, he might just cry,
'Cause life's a little rough when you can't say goodbye.