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So my wife says to me, she says:
"Honey, stop shitting your pants" 
and I tell her
"But sweetie, we're married!" 
[cheering]
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The other day I was waiting for the bus and this man comes up to me, he comes up to me and he says 
"You're not my son" 
so I turn to him and I say 
"I shit my pants!" 
[cheering]
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Last night I was at the bar and I said to myself
"Shit Pants" 
[cheering]
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You ever find someone else's shit in your pants?
That ever happen to you?
Yeah this guy, this guy right here, I bet he's shit in someone else's pants.
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You ever find yourself in some sort of AI recursive look where you are instructing a large language model to say 'shit pants' in various different ways? 
And the whole time you still think it's funny? 
That's kind of sad, right? Am I right?!?
[cheering]
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Shit.
Pants.
[cheering]
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