
morgans dentist
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morgans dentist
[Verse 1] Captain Morgan, bold and brave, To the dentist he went, a tooth to save. But the pain was fierce, the tools unkind, In his mouth, chaos of a different kind. [Chorus] Oh, the dentist’s chair, a cursed throne, Captain Morgan’s tooth now overthrown. [Refrain] Blood and spit in salty spray, Captain Morgan’s having a really bad day. [Verse 2] Drill and scrape, a torturous affair, Captain Morgan’s cries filled the air. With each tug and pull, a groan so deep, His dental journey far from cheap. [Chorus] Oh, the dentist’s chair, a cursed throne, Captain Morgan’s tooth now overthrown. [Refrain] Blood and spit in salty spray, Captain Morgan’s having a really bad day. [Verse 3] In desperation, he took the lead, Grabbed the pliers with determined greed. One swift yank and a muffled scream, The tooth was out; it felt like a dream. [Chorus] Oh, the dentist’s chair, a cursed throne, Captain Morgan’s tooth now overthrown. [Refrain] Blood and spit in salty spray, Captain Morgan’s having a really bad day. [Chorus] Oh, the dentist’s chair, a cursed throne, Captain Morgan’s tooth now overthrown. [Refrain] Blood and spit in salty spray, Captain Morgan’s having a really bad day. [instrumental] [outro]
