Big Ol' Bazooka

Big Ol' Bazooka

1970s rock, lighthearted rock, keyboard, guitar, english rock

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Big Ol' Bazooka

[Verse 1]
I needed to study for my midterm exam.
So I went to the library, and I started to cram.
I was in desperate need of that peace and quiet.
But then some frat bros came along and started a riot.
So what did I do?
I USED A BIG OL' BAZOOKA!
And everyone agreed to keep their mouth shut.
I USED A BIG OL' BAZOOKA!
Now I can finally learn all about King Tut.
[Verse 2]
I was invited to a party by my friend Bryce.
He said "It's gonna be real formal so wear something nice"
Thought my suit was nice enough until I saw that...
Everyone else had a monocle and a top hat.
So what did I do?
I USED A BIG OL' BAZOOKA!
I destroyed everyone's clothes until they were all bare.
I USED A BIG OL' BAZOOKA!
All of a sudden, I'm the best dressed there.
[Verse 3]
I was walking down the street one afternoon.
When I saw a kid standing with a balloon.
At one point, his hand started to slip.
The balloon flew away once it left his grip.
So what did I do?
I USED A BIG OL' BAZOOKA!