
Sausage in the Moonlight
Tekst
Sausage in the Moonlight
[Verse] In the shadowed corners of the night, I ponder on a question, oh so slight, How long does a sausage need to be, Before it's more than I can handle, see? [Verse 2] With smoky eyes and a glass of gin, I twirl my fork with a wicked grin, Size does matter, oh can't you tell, In this game of taste, it's a tough sell. [Chorus] How long, baby, before I say, This sausage is just too much today, A nibble, a bite, or maybe a spree, Before I've had all my fill, you see? [Verse 3] In the kitchen's soft and sultry light, We flirt with sausages through the night, Is it the length or the flavor's fire, That teases and tempts with dark desire? [Verse 4] Drawing closer, whispers in the air, Each sausage brings its own distinct flair, How much can one savor in a night so long, Before my senses admit it's wrong? [Bridge] So tell me, darling, tender and wise, How big's the bite that brings surprise, Before the gag and the laugh ensue, In this playful dance between me and you?