Why Can't I Grow a Bushy Beard Like Dave?

Why Can't I Grow a Bushy Beard Like Dave?

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Why Can't I Grow a Bushy Beard Like Dave?

[Verse]
Oh lord I try each day with care
Stand in the mirror can't help but stare
Not a trace of stubble just smooth and bare
Why can't I grow that facial flair
[Verse 2]
Dave he's got a forest thick and mean
He don't shave just lets it glean
Girls they whisper look so keen
Why can't I join that facial scene
[Chorus]
Why can't I grow a bushy beard like Dave
Is it my fate to always shave
Oh lord I just wanna save
Myself from this smooth boy cave
[Verse 3]
Bought all the creams nothing seems to work
No sign of growth just drives me berserk
Hear them laugh got that jerky smirk
Why can’t I grow that manly quirk
[Bridge]
Mirror mirror what a fraud
I keep praying oh my lord
Look so young it's getting odd
Why can't I grow a manly facade
[Chorus]
Why can't I grow a bushy beard like Dave
Is it my fate to always shave
Oh lord I just wanna save
Myself from this smooth boy cave