
99 problems
Letras
99 problems
I got a ho from the East, got a ho from the West Got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest I got a ho from the North, a ho from the South A ho that likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth I got a bitch with hair, a bitch with none A bitch with a knife, a bitch with a gun A bitch with a ass big as a TV set And there's a bitch over there, hey, the one I'm gonna get But, yo, but maybe not, she might not like me though No sweat to a vet, I'll slam her sister, though Word, Ice in the whole damn herd I fuck 'em all and leave 'em on the curb I got a bitch with a mink who rocks a fat gold link Who likes to fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen sink Got a bitch with tits, a bitch with ass A bitch with none, but hey, I'd give her a pass And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily And they love me back, that's why they stay with me So if you having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son Got ninety-nine problems and a bitch ain't one, hit it