The Testicular Torsion Tango

The Testicular Torsion Tango

piano satirical comedy

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The Testicular Torsion Tango

[Verse]
Step one, you feel a twinge down low
It starts to ache, but you just don't know
Your stones are tangled, twisted all around
You're doing the Testicular Torsion Tango now

[Verse 2]
The pain increases, it's hard to bear
You stumble and limp, your face a grimace of despair
Doctors rush in, it's an emergency
You're dancing the Testicular Torsion Tango, can't you see?

[Chorus]
Oh, the Testicular Torsion Tango
A dance that no man wants to know
Twisting and turning, pain in your groin
You're caught in a tango of agony and groans