Lyrics
You know I love babies (do you love babies?) What is funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume. (Honk honk) (Cough klagggh) How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail it’s other hand to the floor (fuck that baby) What is the difference between a baby and an onion? No one cries when you chop up the baby. (Chop Chop babeeeeeeeeee) How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.(I just love babies so you think you love babies more than me? Scoahhhhhhh) How do you make a dead baby float? A glass of soda water and 2 scoops of baby. (Gllllp gluggg glibdhhshhsjsjsjskskskskk hhhherrtasssh) What do you call a dead baby pinned to your wall? Art (vhgakkkkkkkkdgh ahahahhhahahhahhaaaah) What is red and hangs around trees? A baby hit by a snow blower. (Shoppashopppa) What is green and hangs around trees? Same baby 3 weeks later. (Crack ‘em open) What is brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole. (I have 20 babies in my basement)