The Fartless Sailor
Lyrics
The Fartless Sailor
[Verse] Oh I've sailed the seven seas so wide With a rumble deep inside Tried to release it but lawd I failed Oh what a tale to be regaled [Verse 2] My belly’s aching I can't deny With a pressure rising high Wind be blowin' but I can't start I'm the sailor who can’t fart [Chorus] Oh let it out oh set me free Cursed is this sailor's plea I've got the gas but not the art I'm the sailor who can’t fart [Verse 3] In the nights so cold and dark Even tried to make a spark Sat on deck with all my might But still no wind filled the night [Bridge] They laugh and joke oh sailor true Your face is red you're turning blue But deep inside there's misery A bloated sailor lost at sea [Chorus] Oh let it out oh set me free Cursed is this sailor's plea I've got the gas but not the art I'm the sailor who can’t fart