morgans dentist

morgans dentist

sea shanty BALCAN FOLK

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Lyrics

morgans dentist

[Verse 1]
Captain Morgan, bold and brave,
To the dentist he went, a tooth to save.
But the pain was fierce, the tools unkind,
In his mouth, chaos of a different kind.

[Chorus]
Oh, the dentist’s chair, a cursed throne,
Captain Morgan’s tooth now overthrown.

[Refrain]
Blood and spit in salty spray,
Captain Morgan’s having a really bad day.

[Verse 2]
Drill and scrape, a torturous affair,
Captain Morgan’s cries filled the air.
With each tug and pull, a groan so deep,
His dental journey far from cheap.

[Chorus]
Oh, the dentist’s chair, a cursed throne,
Captain Morgan’s tooth now overthrown.

[Refrain]
Blood and spit in salty spray,
Captain Morgan’s having a really bad day.

[Verse 3]
In desperation, he took the lead,
Grabbed the pliers with determined greed.
One swift yank and a muffled scream,
The tooth was out; it felt like a dream.

[Chorus]
Oh, the dentist’s chair, a cursed throne,
Captain Morgan’s tooth now overthrown.

[Refrain]
Blood and spit in salty spray,
Captain Morgan’s having a really bad day.



[Chorus]
Oh, the dentist’s chair, a cursed throne,
Captain Morgan’s tooth now overthrown.

[Refrain]
Blood and spit in salty spray,
Captain Morgan’s having a really bad day.


[instrumental]


[outro]