Ancuța's Life

Ancuța Puta, the old-school director,
With a skirt too short and thoughts quite heavy.
Tibi and Broșcanu, the perfect chubby duo,
When they enter the cafeteria, only a packet is left.

🎵 [Verse 1 – Ancuța]
Director Ancuța, with eyes on the students,
But at night she writes messages with 1000 heavy undertones.
She says, "Quiet please!" – but not very funny,
She walks around the office like in a jazz club.

She has lipstick on her teeth and iron heels,
When she enters the classroom, every sincere boy trembles.
But at the end of the month, she knows how to get her bonus,
She says, "For education... I'll do anything, on the floor, focused."

🎵 [Verse 2 – Tibi]
Tibi is fat and hungry by nature,
If he doesn't have three menus, he feels like he's dying.
He has a heart attack in sports when he stands up,
And when he sweats, it's like raining in the locker room.

He says he's on a diet, but eats in secret,
He sneaks burgers in his pencil case and potatoes in his backpack.
He hasn't kissed a girl even in a game on his phone,
But he dreams of Ancuța… in his sleep.

🎵 [Verse 3 – Broșcanu]
Broșcanu, the food buddy of Tibi,
His belly is as round as the planet on TV.
When he walks down the hall, it echoes on the floor,
And when he laughs, even the Internet trembles.

He blows his nose with a dessert napkin,
He says, "I'll hit the gym!" but only when...